we'd like to throw him through a wall.
and we know you'd love it too.
Meet Sebastian, London's design fraud.
His portfolio? A maze of overdesigned interfaces that users can't navigate.
While he'll waste your time with endless workshops and useless moodboards, his "accessibility" strategy is making sure everything looks good on the latest iPhone—because who uses anything else, right?
The result? Repetitive, boring products that all look suspiciously similar to those free Figma community files.
But don't worry, he'll call it "consistency" (while repeating "disruptive" at least 15 times per meeting/call/mail).
Say NO to Sebastian and his agency.
we will
- Give you design output from day one
- Help you define and grow a product strategy and vision
- Communicate asynchronously
- Be genuinely passionate about your project and goals
- Put to work our 50+ years of cumulative experience
we won't
- Run pointless workshops
- Build personas based on zero research
- Waste your time in unnecessary calls
- Wait 6 months to start any actual design work
- Use buzzwords to hide our lack of experience
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